Hiding on the internetz

Melissa asked me ALL NIGHT not to make public these videos. So i'll only make public the one in which she asks nicely.

Clyde and I came up with a great new vengeance film (as rapey vengeance films are his favorite sort.) It will be the tale of a passionate moviegoer who flies into a rage when people chat during his pictures... and then he kills them. It will be not so subtly based on that guy who shot the other guy during a screening of Benjamin Button in Philly, and also all of the random stabbings that occured in my movie theater at home in New Jersey.

We're going to call it Man Down In Front.